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"Ugh." Crammed into the back seat of the family car, Summer looked out at the passing landscape of norther California with an almost withering desire to just escape. "What kind of parents drag their grown-ass adult daughter away from her whole-ass life to go camping? You know I'm missing a party this weekend, right?"
"I'm sure you'll have plenty more opportunities to get blasted with your friends another weekend, Summer," Jerry informed her mildly.
"It's not even that kind of party, Dad," Summer grunted, rolling her eyes. "It's a birthday party, like, kid-friendly and everything. It's not all just raves and shit, you know. I'm an equal-opprotunity partier. But, now that you mention it, Mike Triscuit is having a drug party this weekend, too, and look." She turned her phone toward him to view the evidence despite the fact that he was driving and should, you know, keep his eyes on the road. "They've already started pregaming."
"Pregame," Morty murmured, from the middle seat with a deeply fond wistfulness and longing. "Game. Video game..."
"Yes, yes." Unimpressed but determined, Jerry kept his eyes on the road. "Drugs and video games.Poor babies. What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature!" Terribly proud of himself for that one, he sent a grin through the rear-view mirror at his children. "Trust me, this is good for you."
Summer just melted back into her seat in misery. "Can someone just kill me?"
( Cut for a Very Healthy Family Dynamic and one Old Dynamite Penis. )
[[ taken and slightly adapted from S04;E09 of Rick & Morty, "Childrick of Mort." I swear, the planet-fucking episode does have important character development and plot points! ANYWAY, NFB for distance, open for texts and calls while Summer's still reachable, OOC is always welcome, preplayed with myself and hopefully TBC at some point if I have the time! ]]
"I'm sure you'll have plenty more opportunities to get blasted with your friends another weekend, Summer," Jerry informed her mildly.
"It's not even that kind of party, Dad," Summer grunted, rolling her eyes. "It's a birthday party, like, kid-friendly and everything. It's not all just raves and shit, you know. I'm an equal-opprotunity partier. But, now that you mention it, Mike Triscuit is having a drug party this weekend, too, and look." She turned her phone toward him to view the evidence despite the fact that he was driving and should, you know, keep his eyes on the road. "They've already started pregaming."
"Pregame," Morty murmured, from the middle seat with a deeply fond wistfulness and longing. "Game. Video game..."
"Yes, yes." Unimpressed but determined, Jerry kept his eyes on the road. "Drugs and video games.Poor babies. What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature!" Terribly proud of himself for that one, he sent a grin through the rear-view mirror at his children. "Trust me, this is good for you."
Summer just melted back into her seat in misery. "Can someone just kill me?"
( Cut for a Very Healthy Family Dynamic and one Old Dynamite Penis. )
[[ taken and slightly adapted from S04;E09 of Rick & Morty, "Childrick of Mort." I swear, the planet-fucking episode does have important character development and plot points! ANYWAY, NFB for distance, open for texts and calls while Summer's still reachable, OOC is always welcome, preplayed with myself and hopefully TBC at some point if I have the time! ]]
