"Uh, yeah, this is Summer's voicemail. Who the hell calls people anymore? Just text me. But I guess if you insist on being weird and living in the dark ages, go ahead and leave me a message. And I'll text you back, like normal people do. Okay? Cool. I mean, the government is probably tapping all of our conversations anyway, but whatever."
*BEEEEEEEP*
Summer's Voicemail.
Sticky: Apr. 27th, 2037 08:18 amRageFest had only been a few days for Summer at this point, but she was already having a blast. And she hadn't even debuted her jello yet! That was for next week, when things were really going to amp up, but, boy, things were off to a great start. She'd already....well, things were all sort of a blur, and she hadn't really been spending a whole lot of time at the townhouse. But last night, there was this whole fire show that went horribly wrong (or, depending on who you asked, gloriously right), and she, like so many others in the crowd, fled the scene in a hurry, lest they all get caught in the far more personal than intended pyrotechnics. In the rush, she ended up all but colliding with some guy, which was pretty irritating until she actually got a look at this absolute stud, and then, well, one thing led to another, especially once he told her he could read mind, and she made him prove it by thinking the most depraved, dirtiest things at him, and she didn't even need to say a word after that.
And with Liliana and Ignis still back at Fandom? Perfect. She might not have had to say a word, but she still had plenty of noise to make.
So imagine her surprise when she, eventually woke up, threw on a shirt and bounced down the stairs to find Ignis in her...err, their....kitchen.
She stared for a moment, thinking maybe if she didn't move...
"Hello, Summer."
"Dammit. How are you so good at that?"
"Well, to your credit, anyone could have been fooled by such a graceful gazelle of a descent."
Summer stuck here tongue out at Ignis (was that a flash of something metal on her tongue? Maybe. She'd like to see him hear that!), gave a little finger-waggling wave over to Liliana, and immediately moved over to the coffee pot. She didn't need the caffeine, though, to instantly perk up with bright enthusiasm. "But that's perfect, actually! You being here! Now you can make us some breakfast."
A brow lifted. "Us?"
Somehow, Ignis didn't think Summer was referring to brunching with her esteemed hosts.
"Yeaaaaah." And what Ignis could hear now for certain was the grin in it. "I might've brought someone home last night? I mean, I'm probably going to try and ditch him with the Izzet later because there's word of a secret Dimir pop-up club tonight, so I guess that's like....a speakeasy but with drugs and Russian roulette, although I guess they call it Dimiri blackjack or something, IDK....and he's really fucking cute, like, Ignis. Adorable. But he'll definitely just cramp my style. Either way, he should be down in a moment, he's just up there rocking a piss, so I hope you have a lot of eggs, because my guy is gonna need that protein replenishment."
The intake of Ignis' breath seemed to be taking into account a lot of things, but, in that moment, the only one he was going to address was going to Liliana.
"Remind me again," he requested, "why we thought this was a good idea?"
But if you thought he wasn't already pulling out more ingredients to double the portions of the meal he was in the middle of making, then you clearly didn't know Ignis. But that did remind him of another issue.
"And please, Summer," he said, "tell me you're going to be doing something with all this jello stuff soon, because there's barely any room to work in here with all your paraphernalia everywhere."
"Don't sweat it, my dude," Summer waved a hand dismissively, but she did swoop in to start moving some of her things to a place less in his way, and, in her defense, she wasn't expecting them, if she had she might have already taken care of it. "I'm launching officially next week. I wanna hit up the Gruul with it first, after I totally kick some ass--ooooh, actually, I wonder if I'll have time to whip something up for tonight, that could be a good way to get some whispers already stirring around town..."
Dammit, Ignis! Making her think this early (ish) in themorning day afternoon! But she might be able to pull it off...
[[ for thems that are there, anyone who might want to get in touch, and nfb for distance! ]]
And with Liliana and Ignis still back at Fandom? Perfect. She might not have had to say a word, but she still had plenty of noise to make.
So imagine her surprise when she, eventually woke up, threw on a shirt and bounced down the stairs to find Ignis in her...err, their....kitchen.
She stared for a moment, thinking maybe if she didn't move...
"Hello, Summer."
"Dammit. How are you so good at that?"
"Well, to your credit, anyone could have been fooled by such a graceful gazelle of a descent."
Summer stuck here tongue out at Ignis (was that a flash of something metal on her tongue? Maybe. She'd like to see him hear that!), gave a little finger-waggling wave over to Liliana, and immediately moved over to the coffee pot. She didn't need the caffeine, though, to instantly perk up with bright enthusiasm. "But that's perfect, actually! You being here! Now you can make us some breakfast."
A brow lifted. "Us?"
Somehow, Ignis didn't think Summer was referring to brunching with her esteemed hosts.
"Yeaaaaah." And what Ignis could hear now for certain was the grin in it. "I might've brought someone home last night? I mean, I'm probably going to try and ditch him with the Izzet later because there's word of a secret Dimir pop-up club tonight, so I guess that's like....a speakeasy but with drugs and Russian roulette, although I guess they call it Dimiri blackjack or something, IDK....and he's really fucking cute, like, Ignis. Adorable. But he'll definitely just cramp my style. Either way, he should be down in a moment, he's just up there rocking a piss, so I hope you have a lot of eggs, because my guy is gonna need that protein replenishment."
The intake of Ignis' breath seemed to be taking into account a lot of things, but, in that moment, the only one he was going to address was going to Liliana.
"Remind me again," he requested, "why we thought this was a good idea?"
But if you thought he wasn't already pulling out more ingredients to double the portions of the meal he was in the middle of making, then you clearly didn't know Ignis. But that did remind him of another issue.
"And please, Summer," he said, "tell me you're going to be doing something with all this jello stuff soon, because there's barely any room to work in here with all your paraphernalia everywhere."
"Don't sweat it, my dude," Summer waved a hand dismissively, but she did swoop in to start moving some of her things to a place less in his way, and, in her defense, she wasn't expecting them, if she had she might have already taken care of it. "I'm launching officially next week. I wanna hit up the Gruul with it first, after I totally kick some ass--ooooh, actually, I wonder if I'll have time to whip something up for tonight, that could be a good way to get some whispers already stirring around town..."
Dammit, Ignis! Making her think this early (ish) in the
[[ for thems that are there, anyone who might want to get in touch, and nfb for distance! ]]
Even though there walls a whole Dimensionality factor involved, Summer would have actually have felt a little bad about spending Father's Day Weekend around Seattle and then not at least stop in to see her dad and grandpa (and, he'll, Morty, too, joining the line of terrible fathes in this household). She definitely wasn't dropping in until later in the afternoon, when the ringing from the concert started to finally drain from her skull, and she was spending most of her time on the couch and on her phone.
But, like, it was important, what she was typing out, in a mass text to whoever the multiverse wanted to deliver it to:
hey everyone!
Just do you know, I'm throwing a big
BIRTHDAY BEACH PARTY SUMMER SUMMER BASH!
On Friday (the 20th)
Drinks, food, music, maybe games, idk, but whatever, just show up and have fun!
Because it's almost summer and it's also mg birthday!
There. Now to text a few other people spd finally about stuff and continuing ignoring her family in real time so that she could at least say she was present, what more did they want?
[[ open for calls, texts, rando visits, whatever!]]
But, like, it was important, what she was typing out, in a mass text to whoever the multiverse wanted to deliver it to:
Just do you know, I'm throwing a big
BIRTHDAY BEACH PARTY SUMMER SUMMER BASH!
On Friday (the 20th)
Drinks, food, music, maybe games, idk, but whatever, just show up and have fun!
Because it's almost summer and it's also mg birthday!
There. Now to text a few other people spd finally about stuff and continuing ignoring her family in real time so that she could at least say she was present, what more did they want?
[[ open for calls, texts, rando visits, whatever!]]
Summer had promised Stark that she'd show off her massive red robot ferret to him (not a euphemism, oh-em-geeee), and she figured the best way to do that was to just take him to where the thing was kept when not in use. Or, rather, to take him close to where it was kept, because it was actually kept at the bottom of the ocean.
"Okay," she said, once they'd portaled onto one of the larger outcroppings of rock, surrounded by the vast blue ocean, the stench of seaweed and salt water, and with the cawing of seagulls over head. She firmly set her GoTron pilot helmet on her head and then pulled her portal gun back out. "So you just wait here. I have to portal back the the house because the only way to access the cockpit is through the transport tubes, which will then suck me from the house into my ferret, and then I'll bring her out here so you can see her. Sound good?"
Because surely there was nothing nerve-wracking about the woman who just broke up to you leaving you all by yourself on a random rocky island in the middle of the ocean just because she basically said trust me bruh, right?
[[ for the aforementioned Stark and very NFB for distance ]]
"Okay," she said, once they'd portaled onto one of the larger outcroppings of rock, surrounded by the vast blue ocean, the stench of seaweed and salt water, and with the cawing of seagulls over head. She firmly set her GoTron pilot helmet on her head and then pulled her portal gun back out. "So you just wait here. I have to portal back the the house because the only way to access the cockpit is through the transport tubes, which will then suck me from the house into my ferret, and then I'll bring her out here so you can see her. Sound good?"
Because surely there was nothing nerve-wracking about the woman who just broke up to you leaving you all by yourself on a random rocky island in the middle of the ocean just because she basically said trust me bruh, right?
[[ for the aforementioned Stark and very NFB for distance ]]
MHA #4 Sunday Afternoon [04/20].
Apr. 20th, 2025 08:11 amSo, Thursday had obviously sucked, and so had the entire lead-up as a squirrel and the revelation that had sent all of that into motion in the first place, and Summer was still feeling pretty shitty about it all. But she had two things going for her that was making her feel like things might be on the upswing again now that all the gross stuff was over.
One, as far as she could tell, she actually didn't have any kids showing up this weekend, thank god.
And two, today was the Holiest of Holy Days.
No, not Easter, you weirdos, or even the end of Passover, but, obviously, it was 4/20, and Summer wasn't going to let that pass her by no matter how much of a funk recent events had put her into.
She did feel kind of lame, just spending it at home with her cat, but at least she wasn't still a squirrel for it this year. Also, she considered hitting up some of her friends back home to hang for it, but that meant going back home, and she didn't really want to deal with people right now if she could help it, so at home with her cat it was. Which was fine. Pancakes was going to be significantly less annoying company than, say, Tricia. Not to mention, if her dad found out she was home during Easter and didn't even stop by? She's never hear the end of it.
Once she started considering how the real person to party with on this Holiest of Holy Day was Rick, well, yeah, that solidified it, this year really was best celebrated very chill, very low-key, very much not engaging with the most toxic member of your family post-break---
"Ohmygod," Summer realized, almost at the exact moment she had first toked up that afternoon, and immediately pulled up the GoTron Summers discord. "Why am I not getting high with myself right now??"
God, that could be a disaster, too, but at the same time, the fact that the discord started lighting up with several different dimensional version of her having the exact same thought at that exact moment at least made her feel a little less alone.
[[ open! albeit with a 'yes it's a holiday so of course i'm going to be suffering at work' slowness caveat ]]
One, as far as she could tell, she actually didn't have any kids showing up this weekend, thank god.
And two, today was the Holiest of Holy Days.
No, not Easter, you weirdos, or even the end of Passover, but, obviously, it was 4/20, and Summer wasn't going to let that pass her by no matter how much of a funk recent events had put her into.
She did feel kind of lame, just spending it at home with her cat, but at least she wasn't still a squirrel for it this year. Also, she considered hitting up some of her friends back home to hang for it, but that meant going back home, and she didn't really want to deal with people right now if she could help it, so at home with her cat it was. Which was fine. Pancakes was going to be significantly less annoying company than, say, Tricia. Not to mention, if her dad found out she was home during Easter and didn't even stop by? She's never hear the end of it.
Once she started considering how the real person to party with on this Holiest of Holy Day was Rick, well, yeah, that solidified it, this year really was best celebrated very chill, very low-key, very much not engaging with the most toxic member of your family post-break---
"Ohmygod," Summer realized, almost at the exact moment she had first toked up that afternoon, and immediately pulled up the GoTron Summers discord. "Why am I not getting high with myself right now??"
God, that could be a disaster, too, but at the same time, the fact that the discord started lighting up with several different dimensional version of her having the exact same thought at that exact moment at least made her feel a little less alone.
[[ open! albeit with a 'yes it's a holiday so of course i'm going to be suffering at work' slowness caveat ]]
MHA #8: Thursday Morning [04/17].
Apr. 17th, 2025 07:32 amSo, yesterday had been....honestly a lot, but Summer had been thinking it could have been much worse. Sure, things at the bar were awkward, but she felt she sort of skirted around the issue she was trying to avoid pretty effectively. Squirrel brain was only going to get her so far, though, and she'd completely failed to take into account the fact that her apartment was right below Stark's, and in a vacuum, she could probably convince herself that her shaking him off after he walked her home had been super effective, she could actually hear him pacing upstairs pretty much all night, probably wringing his hands and trying to figure out where it was he'd gone wrong, which definitely made it clear to her that she needed to just get this over with and have this conversation.
Knowing as she did that he hadn't probably slept much, though, she made sure to swing by the Perk and pick up coffee and donuts for them both, because even though this was going to suck, at least they'd have caffeine and sugar to make it a little better.
So after a brief moment of thinking about just not, Summer reprimanded herself, took a deep breath, and knocked on the door.
[[for the very permissibly modded alien in the apartment, please and thank you~ ]]
Knowing as she did that he hadn't probably slept much, though, she made sure to swing by the Perk and pick up coffee and donuts for them both, because even though this was going to suck, at least they'd have caffeine and sugar to make it a little better.
So after a brief moment of thinking about just not, Summer reprimanded herself, took a deep breath, and knocked on the door.
[[for the very permissibly modded alien in the apartment, please and thank you~ ]]
MHA #8; Monday Evening [04/07].
Apr. 7th, 2025 11:05 amStark had invited Summer over that evening, in a very Stark sort of way, where he seemed to think that asking her to come over was this big deal that didn't frequently happen, by saying that he wanted to talk to her about something and then freaking out because of how that sounded and reassuring her that it wasn't anything bad, which then spiraled into more explanations and apologies until Summer seriously just wanted to text him back to, dude, just take a Xanax or something.
She didn't, she just told him not to worry about it and said she'd be over, but she was going to bring with her some gummies and a pizza, because it sounded like, whatever was on his mind, he was going to need them.
So, knock-knock, Stark! No, you didn't ask for drugs or food, but you were getting both anyway, personally delivered, because Summer was awesome like that.
[[ and obviously for that guy who lives here ]]
She didn't, she just told him not to worry about it and said she'd be over, but she was going to bring with her some gummies and a pizza, because it sounded like, whatever was on his mind, he was going to need them.
So, knock-knock, Stark! No, you didn't ask for drugs or food, but you were getting both anyway, personally delivered, because Summer was awesome like that.
[[ and obviously for that guy who lives here ]]
One of the things Summer loved about these tropical school trips is that the making jello shots from local products to really celebrate the place they were visiting during her Wednesday Room Party was sooooo freaking easy. And Barbados had some great options, so, after spending a day of setting it up and getting snacks and other drinks for everyone to enjoy, she was ready to open her door and invite people in for yet another successful room party!
Snacks were moddable and danced that line between typical party fare and local inspirations, and the same could be said for the beer, soda, and stuff for mixing drinks. The jello shots, though, were obviously the stars of the show: passion fruit and prosecco and passion fruit and rum (from yesterday's distillery tour, even!), mango and pineapple and coconut. Even some avocado and something spicy with some local scotch bonnet peppers, and some more with rum, one with root beer and one with ginger beer.
But that starfruit punch was probably her best worst idea ever.
Whatever, it was Wednesday on a school trip! The room was actually really great for this sort of thing, too! Come party it up and regret some decisions in the morning! It's fine, you've still got plenty of days of vacation recovery time left!
[[ flying OCD free, so come on in! texts, messages, and conversational invites may be modded at will~ ]]
Snacks were moddable and danced that line between typical party fare and local inspirations, and the same could be said for the beer, soda, and stuff for mixing drinks. The jello shots, though, were obviously the stars of the show: passion fruit and prosecco and passion fruit and rum (from yesterday's distillery tour, even!), mango and pineapple and coconut. Even some avocado and something spicy with some local scotch bonnet peppers, and some more with rum, one with root beer and one with ginger beer.
But that starfruit punch was probably her best worst idea ever.
Whatever, it was Wednesday on a school trip! The room was actually really great for this sort of thing, too! Come party it up and regret some decisions in the morning! It's fine, you've still got plenty of days of vacation recovery time left!
[[ flying OCD free, so come on in! texts, messages, and conversational invites may be modded at will~ ]]
"Sooooo," said Summer slowly, blinking as she poked at one of the four suits set up in the living room, "what are these things again? Pilot suits for....ferrets?"
( Go Team GoTron! )
"...okay," she said, lifting her chin, "but I'll have terms and conditions I'll want to discuss first. Deal?"
Rick's eyes narrowed in a glare for a moment; Summer met it defiantly until Rick sighed and turned to walk away, gesturing with his arm to have her follow him into the garage. "Fine," he said. "Deal."
And Summer was going to do her best to not let out an excited, triumphant little squeal and go skipping off after him.
[[ mostly establishy, NFB for distance, although if you want to get in touch with her, go for it! Parts taken from, but mostly adjusted from Rick and Morty Season 5, Episode 8 "Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion," which I've been wanting to slip in for a while now, and there will hopefully more to come. Because, I mean, if your canon opens the door for you to occasionally fight big monsters in a giant mech suit, you take it, right? And a ]]
( Go Team GoTron! )
"...okay," she said, lifting her chin, "but I'll have terms and conditions I'll want to discuss first. Deal?"
Rick's eyes narrowed in a glare for a moment; Summer met it defiantly until Rick sighed and turned to walk away, gesturing with his arm to have her follow him into the garage. "Fine," he said. "Deal."
And Summer was going to do her best to not let out an excited, triumphant little squeal and go skipping off after him.
[[ mostly establishy, NFB for distance, although if you want to get in touch with her, go for it! Parts taken from, but mostly adjusted from Rick and Morty Season 5, Episode 8 "Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion," which I've been wanting to slip in for a while now, and there will hopefully more to come. Because, I mean, if your canon opens the door for you to occasionally fight big monsters in a giant mech suit, you take it, right? And a ]]
Today was the day that had been ultimately ascribed to be Stark's Official Unofficial Birthday, and, so, of course, Summer asked what he would like to do for it. And Stark, of course, had been predictably vague and uncertain. She managed to squeeze out of him the idea of a nice fancy dinner date, and so she put gears into motion and got them a nice reservation at a local Baltimore restaurant.
Sure, they could've gone almost anywhere in the multiverse, but there was a certain sweet quaintness to just hopping over to the nearest mainland city.
And also Summer had been seeing Of Love and Regrets popping off on some of her more culinary hipster social media radars, so that made it a done deal.
"The regret," she had assured him with convincing confidence "refers to the morning after having a few too many of their cocktails."
Probably. But she had already anticipated that the place's name would immediately cause some concern.
Anyway, they were there now and Summer was looking cute as hell and positioning her phone to get a good shot of her Pink Opps drink.
Because of course that was the one she'd get.
[[ for the birthday bf! And nfb for distance, unless Leroy really wants to be a creepy weirdo about it ]]
Sure, they could've gone almost anywhere in the multiverse, but there was a certain sweet quaintness to just hopping over to the nearest mainland city.
And also Summer had been seeing Of Love and Regrets popping off on some of her more culinary hipster social media radars, so that made it a done deal.
"The regret," she had assured him with convincing confidence "refers to the morning after having a few too many of their cocktails."
Probably. But she had already anticipated that the place's name would immediately cause some concern.
Anyway, they were there now and Summer was looking cute as hell and positioning her phone to get a good shot of her Pink Opps drink.
Because of course that was the one she'd get.
[[ for the birthday bf! And nfb for distance, unless Leroy really wants to be a creepy weirdo about it ]]
When it came to emergency precautions to jump out of the Thanksgiving weekend at home she was guilted into this year, Summer figured just her portal gun wasn't going to cut it. So she lowered her spaceship carefully against the curb in front of the modest suburban home where she'd grown up, because there were already two other space ships crowding the driveway.
"Oh, good!" she remarked. "Space Mom's already here, too! Being the first to show up is so annoying."
She then gave a smile to her passenger, trying not to feel a certain sort of dread over the fact that she'd also been blackmailed (threatened, really, to have her reluctance to ever bring Stark home with her brought up in family therapy) to have him finally make an appearance.
"Think you're ready for this?"
It was okay if you said no, Stark! They could totally just leave now and claim there was a portal glitch and go to somewhere not lame instead!
Like Boob World! Or something...
[[ nfb for distance, obviously, and mostly from the beleaguered boyfriend, but also open for calls, texts, or also dropping by got whatever reason~ ]]
"Oh, good!" she remarked. "Space Mom's already here, too! Being the first to show up is so annoying."
She then gave a smile to her passenger, trying not to feel a certain sort of dread over the fact that she'd also been blackmailed (threatened, really, to have her reluctance to ever bring Stark home with her brought up in family therapy) to have him finally make an appearance.
"Think you're ready for this?"
It was okay if you said no, Stark! They could totally just leave now and claim there was a portal glitch and go to somewhere not lame instead!
Like Boob World! Or something...
[[ nfb for distance, obviously, and mostly from the beleaguered boyfriend, but also open for calls, texts, or also dropping by got whatever reason~ ]]
The suite that Summer and Stark had been given had boasted being "spacious and perfect for entertaining," and so now Summer was putting that claim to the test with her traditional School Trip Wednesday Night Room Party. Texts had been sent out to remind people of the party or to inform them if it was their first trip (with a caveat that if you were underage, Gladio Amicitia will kick you out, but that was mostly just a formality because, here in Quebec, the drinking age was 18, and she was pretty sure even their youngest students were at least that age now, but, either way, she was covering her bases for resposible chaperone behavior!), and then a good portion of her day was spent getting the jello shots ready, setting up snacks, getting other alternate drinks, and then utilizing this 'perfect for entertaining' space to its full advantage.
And, of course, all the shots were locally inspired and, when possible, locally sourced. You had
Maple Bourbon Cider, Maple Almond, a little French Martini, Honeysuckle Mimosas enchanced with local honeysuckle berries, an Ultimate Caeser, some flag representation, and, of course, the poutine jello shot.
(For which, oddly enough!, there were no recipes to link. Rude!)
The cooler was also filled with bottles of water, Canada Dry, and Puppers and other local brews, and there was a good selection of other booze if you wanted to mix your own drink (especially if you were pouring some of that Gus N Bru).
And the snacks? Of course you have your ketchup chips and all-dressed and dill picklers, and other varieties of moddable party food, but you really don't want to miss the poutine punchbowl.
So come on in! It was Wednesday night! There was a playlist pumping that had only Canadian artists on it (with an emphasis on ones from Quebec, but not exclusively because come on). Time for a mid-week classic room party!
[[ open party is open and flying OCD-free! Swing by, enjoy the party and free booze and snacks and please don't mind if I disappear due to being eaten by work! ]]
And, of course, all the shots were locally inspired and, when possible, locally sourced. You had
Maple Bourbon Cider, Maple Almond, a little French Martini, Honeysuckle Mimosas enchanced with local honeysuckle berries, an Ultimate Caeser, some flag representation, and, of course, the poutine jello shot.
(For which, oddly enough!, there were no recipes to link. Rude!)
The cooler was also filled with bottles of water, Canada Dry, and Puppers and other local brews, and there was a good selection of other booze if you wanted to mix your own drink (especially if you were pouring some of that Gus N Bru).
And the snacks? Of course you have your ketchup chips and all-dressed and dill picklers, and other varieties of moddable party food, but you really don't want to miss the poutine punchbowl.
So come on in! It was Wednesday night! There was a playlist pumping that had only Canadian artists on it (with an emphasis on ones from Quebec, but not exclusively because come on). Time for a mid-week classic room party!
[[ open party is open and flying OCD-free! Swing by, enjoy the party and free booze and snacks and please don't mind if I disappear due to being eaten by work! ]]
MHA #4; Monday Evening [09/09].
Sep. 9th, 2024 05:59 amSee, now, the thing with Sangria Nights is that Summer really did miss having them, but it was sort of a catch-22 because, usually, when she had them, it was because someone...be it herself or someone she care about...needed one, and that part she didn't love nearly as much. There was a good chance, though, that this Sangria Night was borne more from the need for her and Rey to catch up for a bit, and nothing too much more difficult than that. Granted, if it did get deeper, that was fine, too, and that would be actually good, but still...it was nice to have just the occasional light bitching and moaning and therapizing catch-up session rather than a full blown-out drama club every once in a while.
Either way, the sangria had been waiting (several pitchers, of course) in the fridge since that morning, and once Summer got home from work, she whipped up some quick snacks and then...
Found a nice little spot of cat puke Pancakes had left for her while she was gone to clean up real quick before Rey got there. Oh, her glamourous life, everyone....
[[ expecting a sangria sister but open before she arrives! ]]
Either way, the sangria had been waiting (several pitchers, of course) in the fridge since that morning, and once Summer got home from work, she whipped up some quick snacks and then...
Found a nice little spot of cat puke Pancakes had left for her while she was gone to clean up real quick before Rey got there. Oh, her glamourous life, everyone....
[[ expecting a sangria sister but open before she arrives! ]]
MHA #4; Saturday Morning [08/03].
Aug. 3rd, 2024 05:01 amThe worst part about sleeping was eventually having to get up. And Summer, of course, had really wanted to sleep in. Being as popular as she was and everything, she'd had a wild night of partying yesterday, and she was probably going to have a pretty solid social life for the rest of the weekend. It was hard being so popular sometimes! But there was at least one good thing about waking up, and as she reluctantly felt herself slipping out of sleep, she wriggled a little with a pleased smile and went to turn over to reach over and touch--
Summer stopped. Her hand patted at the shape of the person in the bed next to her, as if to confirm that her eyes weren't just playing a trick on her, and then she was just confused.
"Wait," she said, wrinkling her nose a little. "You're not my girlfriend..."
That party last night must have been insaaaaaaane.
Summer was immediately turning back over to reach for the phone charging on the bedside table.
"Wait, this isn't even my phone."
She was, as it so happened, fully dressed, weirdly enough, and sat up while checking her back pocket and breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh, thank god," she said, and immediately started texting Christina to ask what happened last night and where was she and she didn't know where she was, she was just with some random guy with a mask? Yeah, right? Like totally weird. Do you think one of those other version of herself was somehow involved? Yeah, no, probably, ugh, why were other versions of her just the absolute worse??
[[ and also open! Especially for the shamelessly modded person with her ]]
Summer stopped. Her hand patted at the shape of the person in the bed next to her, as if to confirm that her eyes weren't just playing a trick on her, and then she was just confused.
"Wait," she said, wrinkling her nose a little. "You're not my girlfriend..."
That party last night must have been insaaaaaaane.
Summer was immediately turning back over to reach for the phone charging on the bedside table.
"Wait, this isn't even my phone."
She was, as it so happened, fully dressed, weirdly enough, and sat up while checking her back pocket and breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh, thank god," she said, and immediately started texting Christina to ask what happened last night and where was she and she didn't know where she was, she was just with some random guy with a mask? Yeah, right? Like totally weird. Do you think one of those other version of herself was somehow involved? Yeah, no, probably, ugh, why were other versions of her just the absolute worse??
[[ and also open! Especially for the shamelessly modded person with her ]]
It had turned out that the conceit of Ignis' class had worked out perfectly for Summer and Stark's plot to make sure that Summer wasn't anywhere near the island on Friday mornings to help prevent certain drunken rodents from pestering her into doing radio (sorry, Eleanor!). Wherever Ignis ended up taking them for Wine & Dine class, they would just stick around, schedule their own portal for the next day, find a place to stay for the night and something fun to do while they were there, too.
Usually, that meant digging into the nightlife nearby, and being so close to Tokyo for this one made this one a snap. Their hotel was very nice, of course, and there was a club not too far away, either, and so after enjoying some of the more rustic charms of this area and some dinner, they were back in the hotel room so Summer could get dressed and ready for a night out.
She'd been talking loudly from the bathroom so Stark could hear her, mostly about what they might do after the club, and she knew that he could be very inclined to just listen to her yammer on without having much to add himself, but he was almost being worryingly quiet, to the point where she frowned, finished up her eyeliner, and then went to check on him in the bedroom.
"Star--"
No Stark. Only a koala sitting on the bed.
"Oh, god dammit!"
[[ for the shamelessly modded koalalien, if he'd like, or any calls/texts if anyone else would like, and obviously, self, NFB for distance! ]]
Usually, that meant digging into the nightlife nearby, and being so close to Tokyo for this one made this one a snap. Their hotel was very nice, of course, and there was a club not too far away, either, and so after enjoying some of the more rustic charms of this area and some dinner, they were back in the hotel room so Summer could get dressed and ready for a night out.
She'd been talking loudly from the bathroom so Stark could hear her, mostly about what they might do after the club, and she knew that he could be very inclined to just listen to her yammer on without having much to add himself, but he was almost being worryingly quiet, to the point where she frowned, finished up her eyeliner, and then went to check on him in the bedroom.
"Star--"
No Stark. Only a koala sitting on the bed.
"Oh, god dammit!"
[[ for the shamelessly modded koalalien, if he'd like, or any calls/texts if anyone else would like, and obviously, self, NFB for distance! ]]
On Wednesday, Summer had learned that today was Harley's birthday, and Harley had learned that there clubs in space, and so naturally, the two of them were putting one and one together and taking Harley out to go space clubbing for her birthday, because, like, obviously.
And also dragging Atton with them, because hilarious. And the crossover between people who were apparently supposed to think he'd been iced in space and those who knew for a fact that he hadn't been was very slim, and Summer was going to take advantage of those spheres aligning as much as possible.
So there they were, in a space club. It was very cool, but also very space-y, especially in the fact that they were in the minority as far as looking distinctly human went, the music was crazy but had a good beat you could definitely dance to, and literally every single drink glowed, because that's what drinks just did in space clubs, duh. And even though Summer didn't know Harley too well at this point, she felt it was a good idea to at least let the bartender know that they were working with human digestion here and to restrict accordingly, but also she'd arranged for a special birthday drink with, like, cool space sparkles or whatever, to be brought out to her at some point.
But, either way, it was definitely more interesting that just hopping to the mainland, and they'd taken her ship here, too, so if this club ended up sucking, they could just head somewhere else instead. But she'd always had good vibes at this one, and there was a minimum of people likely to drop in that might also facilitate a hasty exit.
[[ mostly for the birthday girl and that old man, but, hey, you wanna be at a random space club, get in contact, nudge yourself into an invitation, I'm so not gonna complain....too much. And NFB for distance, obvi ]]
And also dragging Atton with them, because hilarious. And the crossover between people who were apparently supposed to think he'd been iced in space and those who knew for a fact that he hadn't been was very slim, and Summer was going to take advantage of those spheres aligning as much as possible.
So there they were, in a space club. It was very cool, but also very space-y, especially in the fact that they were in the minority as far as looking distinctly human went, the music was crazy but had a good beat you could definitely dance to, and literally every single drink glowed, because that's what drinks just did in space clubs, duh. And even though Summer didn't know Harley too well at this point, she felt it was a good idea to at least let the bartender know that they were working with human digestion here and to restrict accordingly, but also she'd arranged for a special birthday drink with, like, cool space sparkles or whatever, to be brought out to her at some point.
But, either way, it was definitely more interesting that just hopping to the mainland, and they'd taken her ship here, too, so if this club ended up sucking, they could just head somewhere else instead. But she'd always had good vibes at this one, and there was a minimum of people likely to drop in that might also facilitate a hasty exit.
[[ mostly for the birthday girl and that old man, but, hey, you wanna be at a random space club, get in contact, nudge yourself into an invitation, I'm so not gonna complain....too much. And NFB for distance, obvi ]]
So this was finally a thing that was happening.
Summer had gone and whisked Stark away to that one dimension where she was not only irreparably traumatized by an absolute terrorist of a sentient ship, but that was also, in the process of that trauma, taken over by giant telepathic spiders.
Ahhh. Good times!
But, anyway, this was also the dimension that Summer developed a taste for flies in her ice cream, because that was a big favorite of the giant telepathic spiders, and this dimension had the best Ball Fondlers movies out of literally any dimension that Summer had ever been to, so after catching the latest one on the big screen, they hopped over to the usual ice cream place, where the staff greeted Summer on clearly very familiar terms. She waved and greeted them back, and told them it would be a minute while they decided, it was Stark's first time! And then she slipped her hand into his and leaned on him a little as she scanned over the menu, which had almost everything you'd expect from a classic ice cream joint, except that everything had flies.
Which was why Stark was also getting a light kiss on the cheek, too. "Take your time," she allowed. "I know there's a lot choose from. I mean, fly sundae? Fly milkshake? Fly-sprinkled ice cream cone? Fly ice cream sandwich...."
Yes, she knew this probably wasn't helping.
[[ for the booooooyfriiieeend, with likely SP and NFB for distance (she says, to herself)~ ]]
Summer had gone and whisked Stark away to that one dimension where she was not only irreparably traumatized by an absolute terrorist of a sentient ship, but that was also, in the process of that trauma, taken over by giant telepathic spiders.
Ahhh. Good times!
But, anyway, this was also the dimension that Summer developed a taste for flies in her ice cream, because that was a big favorite of the giant telepathic spiders, and this dimension had the best Ball Fondlers movies out of literally any dimension that Summer had ever been to, so after catching the latest one on the big screen, they hopped over to the usual ice cream place, where the staff greeted Summer on clearly very familiar terms. She waved and greeted them back, and told them it would be a minute while they decided, it was Stark's first time! And then she slipped her hand into his and leaned on him a little as she scanned over the menu, which had almost everything you'd expect from a classic ice cream joint, except that everything had flies.
Which was why Stark was also getting a light kiss on the cheek, too. "Take your time," she allowed. "I know there's a lot choose from. I mean, fly sundae? Fly milkshake? Fly-sprinkled ice cream cone? Fly ice cream sandwich...."
Yes, she knew this probably wasn't helping.
[[ for the booooooyfriiieeend, with likely SP and NFB for distance (she says, to herself)~ ]]
MHA #8; Monday Evening [07/08].
Jul. 8th, 2024 01:42 pmIt was honestly for the best that this was getting down now rather than later, where it would either brew into something so much more than the original issue or Summer could somehow manage to weasel her way out of things and never bring it up and just keep avoiding Stark for as long as either of them were capable. And with it being a small island and themselves pretty inextricably tied to each other in various ways and what not, wasn't probably going to be that long anyway.
So, after work, and wielding a bottle of whiskey and a 2 liter of Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper to mix it with, she went upstairs and knocked on Stark's door, and kept stealing glances at the whiskey and sort of wishing she'd thought to open it and take a few good swigs on the way.
[[ for he that lives there of course! ]]
So, after work, and wielding a bottle of whiskey and a 2 liter of Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper to mix it with, she went upstairs and knocked on Stark's door, and kept stealing glances at the whiskey and sort of wishing she'd thought to open it and take a few good swigs on the way.
[[ for he that lives there of course! ]]
MHA #4; Saturday Morning [07/06].
Jul. 6th, 2024 05:10 amSummer found herself slipping out of sleep and desperate to cling onto it a little bit longer. With a little protesting sound, she shifted a little, curling into the body of her husband wrapped around her and tried to get at least five more minutes. After all, at any moment, one of the kids would probably start some chaos downstairs or, even worse, come busting in, and she would once again have to get on Luke's case about--
--wait a second. Summer, still refusing to open her eyes, frowned a little. She wasn't at home, she was at the Fandom reunion this weekend. And her husband was distinctly not here with her, it had been a whole big blow-up argument because it happened to fall on the same weekend as his big writer's retreat in Montana. So, if she was back on the island and he was in Montana, then...
"Oh. Mygod."
Summer Anderson was now fully, completely, terribly awake.
"Fuck," she whispered, while her brain chorused with a subsequent series of increasingly more panicked fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucks. Followed by a groan, because, jesus christ, Summer, really? Fucking really? Couldn't even wait until the second day to cheat on your husband, huh? You just had to hit that shit right out the gate?
Whatever. She was soooo sure that Luke was doing a ton of 'writing' at his little 'retreat,' too. Ugh.
Either way, Summer needed to deal with this while not still mired in the bed of her infidelity. A subtle glance over her shoulder revealed who she had apparently slept with last night (oh, god, really, Summer? If you were going to hook up with an ex, it couldn't have been the super-genius gazillionaire, huh??), and realized that it was now even more imperative than ever to try and slip out of here unnoticed. Get dressed. Get some coffee. Maybe pretend like none of this had ever happened.
Carefully as she could, she wriggled her way out of Stark's arms and out of the bed and started to pick around for some clothes, with a few moments of staring at what else had been scattered around the room, because, okay, wow, some of this shit she hadn't done in years, good for her on that, at least...
[[ for the ex-boyfriend, omg. ]]
--wait a second. Summer, still refusing to open her eyes, frowned a little. She wasn't at home, she was at the Fandom reunion this weekend. And her husband was distinctly not here with her, it had been a whole big blow-up argument because it happened to fall on the same weekend as his big writer's retreat in Montana. So, if she was back on the island and he was in Montana, then...
"Oh. Mygod."
Summer Anderson was now fully, completely, terribly awake.
"Fuck," she whispered, while her brain chorused with a subsequent series of increasingly more panicked fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucks. Followed by a groan, because, jesus christ, Summer, really? Fucking really? Couldn't even wait until the second day to cheat on your husband, huh? You just had to hit that shit right out the gate?
Whatever. She was soooo sure that Luke was doing a ton of 'writing' at his little 'retreat,' too. Ugh.
Either way, Summer needed to deal with this while not still mired in the bed of her infidelity. A subtle glance over her shoulder revealed who she had apparently slept with last night (oh, god, really, Summer? If you were going to hook up with an ex, it couldn't have been the super-genius gazillionaire, huh??), and realized that it was now even more imperative than ever to try and slip out of here unnoticed. Get dressed. Get some coffee. Maybe pretend like none of this had ever happened.
Carefully as she could, she wriggled her way out of Stark's arms and out of the bed and started to pick around for some clothes, with a few moments of staring at what else had been scattered around the room, because, okay, wow, some of this shit she hadn't done in years, good for her on that, at least...
[[ for the ex-boyfriend, omg. ]]