Dec. 21st, 2023

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It had all started out well and fine, just a trip out to Blips and Chitz so that Summer could show Stark a ridiculous barcade in space and have him spend a stupid amount of time and money to win her some chintzy little prize that was not even worth a fraction of what they'd put into it and celebrate the semester being over. Maybe have some bar food and space drinks, especially somewhere that Stark wouldn't feel awkward or out of place like he might on Earth. In fact, someplace where most people wouldn't even believe he was an alien half the time.

But then, of course, everything went to absolute shit.

First of all, it appeared that Rick and Morty had also chosen this day, and this dimension, out of all days and all dimensions, to be at the same Blips and Chitz they Stark and Summer had gone to, and they were just about to duck out of eye sight behind a LaserLazer PewPew console when the power cut completely out. All the noise, all the flashing light, plunged into darkness and silence. Immediately panic and screaming and chaos set over the entire arcade, people were already starting to rush about in a chance to escape, and the power surged back on with an announcement that escape was futile, a rogue cell of terrorists had taken the place over, and they weren't leaving until they got what they wanted.

"Oh, no," said Summer, firmly, pulling her portal gun out of her purse and charging it up, "fuck tha--"

Pew!

Just like that, a laser bolt flew from the second floor balcony, knocking the gun out of her hand. "My portal gun!" she gasped it went flying out of her hand, skittering underneath some kind of claw machine, and she went to dive for it and grab it back, only to find out that someone had her arm and was pulling her back.

Summer Does a Die Hard. CW for violence, NPC death, and someone does totally eat a guy. )

[[ Taken very, very heavily from Rick and Morty S06E02 "Rick: A Mort Well Lived", because of course if they're gonna have Summer do a Die Hard, I gotta have Summer do a Die Hard, especially right before Christmas! Big thanks to the ever fantastic [personal profile] stykera for being dragged into this and adding a little extra ~flair~; NFI, NFB, but OOC is always welcome! ]]

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