Summer Smith (
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MHA #4; Saturday [09/30].
Well, look at that. Summer was doing the responsible, adult thing and sending a message over to the hotel that morning to be left with Hemorrhage to let him know that she'd be willing to have him come over so that they could talk, and coffee had been made and there was a blaster on the kitchen counter as he sat at the kitchen table not drinking his own coffee (what with the bucket helmet and all ) and she peered at him from where she was leaning against the counter and tried to figure out where to even begin.
"So," she said, "why are you here right now, exactly?"
There was a long pause, a bit of some awkward shifting in his chair. "I, uh...." He coughed. "Heard you were single again."
Summer blinked for a moment before staring at Hemorrhage. "Like, six months ago!"
"So you've already moved on? To someone else?"
"Well, no," Summer said, immediately, rolling her eyes, but then she faltered a little on the uncertain truth of that statement and pulled back a little. "I mean, there is kind of this one guy, but that's, like, nothing serious--"
"--the puny one with the half-mask?"
"That's not fair," Summer protested, "he's been really working out a lot lately! Not that it matters whether I'm with someone else or not right now, anyway, Hemorrhage. We're over. We've been over for a long time, we have documents and everything. Why would I want to go back and rehash old relationships that were bad ideas to begin with?"
"Well, Rick said--"
"RICK?"
"Rick said," Hemorrhage tried again, shrugging a shoulder, looking off to the side, "you seemed pretty interested in revisiting relics of the past lately, and so he thought, maybe..."
"Oh mygod," said Summer, sucking in a breath to keep a bit of her rage from boiling over, "that asshole went and found you to send you here for Parents Weekend, again, all because I decided to use Tiny Planet as a hook-up spot at the exact moment he decided to rehabilitate some pigs???"
WHY WAS THIS HER LIFE RIGHT NOW???
"Soooooo," Hemorrhage hedged, "you're not interested in getting back together?"
"No!" Summer declared, leaving it in absolutely no uncertain terms. "Never! Well, I mean, okay, there was maybe a few times I thought about it directly after the breakup, but that's got to tell you a lot that even in the wreckage of a two and a half year relationship, I still didn't get that desperate."
"Wow," said Hemorrhage, "okay. Harsh."
"Whatever happened to 'you're a total bitch, Summer, I don't need that in my life', anyway?" she said, throwing up a hand in frustration.
"Well, that was almost three years ago," Hemorrhage pointed out, leaning forward a little. "A lot can change in three years. And that bitch was exactly who I feel in love with all those years ago, when the world was just a merciless wasteland and we pissed on the grave of the past."
And, for a moment, there was a small tug of nostalgia in Summer's heart, as she nodded and gave Hemorrhage a small smile. "We did piss on the grave of the past," she said. "But that was then. This is now. I mean, I know you still dress like a Mad Max extra, but it's been a long time since even you've been in that world, right? I mean, god, what is it you're even doing these days?"
"Investment banking."
"Exact--, wait, what? Investment banking? Really?"
Hemorrhage shrugged.
"Wow, well, okay, I guess that just really proves my point, then, doesn't it? I mean, you used to roam the wastelands striking fear into the bowels those who dared to cross your path, and now you're an investment banker. I used to eat the hearts of my enemies to gain their courage, and now I make jello shots and run a general store. What we had, in that moment, was really special, Hemorrhage, but it was just a blip in time. We're different people now. And you can't catch lightning in a bottle twice.
"And also," she felt this part was particularly important, "you should really invest in some pants, dude."
Hemorrhage sighed, nodding a little forlornly as he looked down at that untouched coffee cup. "You're right," he said. "Of course you're right. I just...I just sometimes miss the times we had, the spark between us, destroying everything in our path with wild abandon for all the guts and glory....but the Apocalypse is behind us now. It is time to move on..."
With that, he lifted his hands to his helmet to pull it off so he could finally drink his coffee, and Summer immediately winced, cringing back like she'd just got hit with an eyeful of the burning hot sun reflected off a sheet of metal, which, really, with how pale his face was under that helmet, wasn't too far off from the truth, and she was now going to be finishing her coffee trying to look at literally anything else but that horrible moustache.
[[ expecting some visitors a bit later on, but definitely very open before them in the timeline, and CW for recreational drug use in the comments, because Summer. ]]
"So," she said, "why are you here right now, exactly?"
There was a long pause, a bit of some awkward shifting in his chair. "I, uh...." He coughed. "Heard you were single again."
Summer blinked for a moment before staring at Hemorrhage. "Like, six months ago!"
"So you've already moved on? To someone else?"
"Well, no," Summer said, immediately, rolling her eyes, but then she faltered a little on the uncertain truth of that statement and pulled back a little. "I mean, there is kind of this one guy, but that's, like, nothing serious--"
"--the puny one with the half-mask?"
"That's not fair," Summer protested, "he's been really working out a lot lately! Not that it matters whether I'm with someone else or not right now, anyway, Hemorrhage. We're over. We've been over for a long time, we have documents and everything. Why would I want to go back and rehash old relationships that were bad ideas to begin with?"
"Well, Rick said--"
"RICK?"
"Rick said," Hemorrhage tried again, shrugging a shoulder, looking off to the side, "you seemed pretty interested in revisiting relics of the past lately, and so he thought, maybe..."
"Oh mygod," said Summer, sucking in a breath to keep a bit of her rage from boiling over, "that asshole went and found you to send you here for Parents Weekend, again, all because I decided to use Tiny Planet as a hook-up spot at the exact moment he decided to rehabilitate some pigs???"
WHY WAS THIS HER LIFE RIGHT NOW???
"Soooooo," Hemorrhage hedged, "you're not interested in getting back together?"
"No!" Summer declared, leaving it in absolutely no uncertain terms. "Never! Well, I mean, okay, there was maybe a few times I thought about it directly after the breakup, but that's got to tell you a lot that even in the wreckage of a two and a half year relationship, I still didn't get that desperate."
"Wow," said Hemorrhage, "okay. Harsh."
"Whatever happened to 'you're a total bitch, Summer, I don't need that in my life', anyway?" she said, throwing up a hand in frustration.
"Well, that was almost three years ago," Hemorrhage pointed out, leaning forward a little. "A lot can change in three years. And that bitch was exactly who I feel in love with all those years ago, when the world was just a merciless wasteland and we pissed on the grave of the past."
And, for a moment, there was a small tug of nostalgia in Summer's heart, as she nodded and gave Hemorrhage a small smile. "We did piss on the grave of the past," she said. "But that was then. This is now. I mean, I know you still dress like a Mad Max extra, but it's been a long time since even you've been in that world, right? I mean, god, what is it you're even doing these days?"
"Investment banking."
"Exact--, wait, what? Investment banking? Really?"
Hemorrhage shrugged.
"Wow, well, okay, I guess that just really proves my point, then, doesn't it? I mean, you used to roam the wastelands striking fear into the bowels those who dared to cross your path, and now you're an investment banker. I used to eat the hearts of my enemies to gain their courage, and now I make jello shots and run a general store. What we had, in that moment, was really special, Hemorrhage, but it was just a blip in time. We're different people now. And you can't catch lightning in a bottle twice.
"And also," she felt this part was particularly important, "you should really invest in some pants, dude."
Hemorrhage sighed, nodding a little forlornly as he looked down at that untouched coffee cup. "You're right," he said. "Of course you're right. I just...I just sometimes miss the times we had, the spark between us, destroying everything in our path with wild abandon for all the guts and glory....but the Apocalypse is behind us now. It is time to move on..."
With that, he lifted his hands to his helmet to pull it off so he could finally drink his coffee, and Summer immediately winced, cringing back like she'd just got hit with an eyeful of the burning hot sun reflected off a sheet of metal, which, really, with how pale his face was under that helmet, wasn't too far off from the truth, and she was now going to be finishing her coffee trying to look at literally anything else but that horrible moustache.
[[ expecting some visitors a bit later on, but definitely very open before them in the timeline, and CW for recreational drug use in the comments, because Summer. ]]
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"You could come here," Stark pointed out. "But the last time I went there we ended up in a dungeon..."
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Chiana cocked her head at that. Something to ask about later!
"But yes. Cupcakes. Let's have cupcakes!" Stark nodded eagerly. "I've been waiting for these. And... maybe we both. We all need to relax."
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Another snort from Chiana. "I bet you do."
Stark glanced over at her and then took the cupcake and very pointedly started adding frosting and various candies.
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And held out another cupcake for her.
"Chiana. Your cupcake."
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Stark gave Summer a pleading look and then took a very large bite of his own cupcake.
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Poor Stark had no idea how the evening was really going to go.
Chiana shook her head, popped an entire Reese's pumpkin into her mouth, and grinned around it. After she'd swallowed the grin got even wider.
"You're no fun, Stark," she told him.
"I'll be more fun after cupcakes," he muttered.
Maybe.
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And now, cupcake posted, she could finally actually take a bite, with a small little moan of appreciation, because fuck, that was stupid good.
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She took a bite of her own cupcake before anyone could answer and let out a very appreciative noise of her own. "Frell, that's amazing. And it's gonna get us all high?"
Once it kicked in, she might be confessing her undying love for Summer. Or at least telling her she was amazing.
Stark gave her a look and let out a slightly pained "Chiana!"
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"It should start kicking in in about fifteen, twenty minutes," she confirmed with a nod. "Welcome to the amazing, wonderful world of edibles, Chiana."
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"Maybe if we eat faster it will hit faster," he suggested, watching Summer's thumb intently.
Chiana was also watching Summer and decided she really needed to lick some frosting off her own fingers.
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"Bet she dooooes," Chiana said.
Stark just shook his head with a fond smile.
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"Well, like, you know what they say. Good things do come to those who wait..."
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"Sometimes," he continued after swallowing, "very, very good things have come from it."
Chiana grinned at him, licking frosting off her lips.
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"Oh, we're gonna party? Drad. What've you got in mind?"
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Stark gave her a bit of an odd look but settled himself on the couch and finished his last bite of cupcake.
"But hanging out with you two and eating and getting relaxed sounds good too."
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"I don't know your music," Chiana pointed out. "Stark, you got recommendations?"
"I...let Summer pick," Stark said.
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A beat.
"For relaxing."
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