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Summer Smith ([personal profile] somethingwithturquoise) wrote2023-01-20 05:56 am

MHA #4; Friday Evening [01/20].

There were a lot of things that led Summer to having the feeling that Annie had been kind of going through some stuff lately. She could probably say that for a couple people, actually, but, when it came to Annie, she liked to think that if something was up, she would let Summer know. That she knew she could come to Summer to talk about whatever, and that Summer would try not to be too judgy, or, if she was, that she would do so in a very loving way. So it was kind of a relief, almost, when sangria did come up at the bar on Wednesday.

Like, she knew it probably wasn't good, if they were sangria'ing over it, but it was good that Annie wanted to talk about it.

So, for the occasion, she actually made not just one but but TWO different sangrias (and fully intended, by the end of the night, to just say fuck it and mix them both together), as well as a little spiced sangria with rum for the squirrels to have their own little sangria moments and forget all about her and Annie's.

And then she just needed an Annie, because otherwise that was a lot of sangria going to waste.

[[ for the super bestie! Sangria night itself is fine for broadcast, but all sangria details are NFB sangria secrets~ ]]
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - gentle smile)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Annie had, indeed, been going through some stuff. Some of it was great stuff! But most of it had been traumatic and very strange -- she still missed that shoe, for example -- and while therapy, it turned out, was actually worth paying for...there really was no substitute for sangria and chatting.

Especially when your sangria-pouring bestie was also very multiverse-fluent.

So here was Annie, knocking on the door with the butt of one of the two wine bottles she'd brought -- one red, one white.

Sometimes you needed a sangria refill near the end of the night, and in Annie's experience, you were usually less discerning about what your poured on fruit and called 'sangria' at that point.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - cute smile)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It was just polite not to show up empty-handed!

"I figured we might want 'em, just in case," Annie offered, stepping in with a bright smile and a little shrug. "And if we don't get to them, then you have bottles for next time one of your friends goes through some crazy bullshit."

Because yeah, Annie usually knew what it meant when she heard about someone else having sangria. These were absolutely not exclusive to Annie and her own nonsense.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - conversational)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Look how red that is," Annie noted, admiring the hibiscus offering. "I vote we start with the one that looks like it'll do more damage if we spill."

That, everyone, was the kind of foresight you earned through having an all-white-and-gold apartment for over a year.

"And how are you?" Annie had plenty of things to talk about regarding herself, of course, but she also had been meaning to check in a little on Summer, too.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - are you sure)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sorry I didn't make it to either of those," Annie offered, lifting the offered glass in a little toast of her own before taking a sip. "I'm sure they were both amazing, you never disappoint -- it's just been...."

A pause.

"Kind of a month," she concluded, wrinkling her nose a little. Which was also why she'd not gone to New Year's Eve, and why she'd barely been a blip at the Hanukkah party. "You don't happen to remember when I asked you what shape pizza comes in, in this universe, do you?"

Because that whole conversation had been part of why she'd wanted to check in with Summer, too, once she'd really thought about it in hindsight.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - collarbones)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Please. Summer was in a very small club of friends who had not betrayed-slash-possessed-slash-abandoned-slash-manipulated Annie, at this point. Good luck getting rid of her.

"Okay, that makes sense -- I kinda wondered if you'd been cloned or like, replaced with a robot again," Annie noted, eyes widening. "But that sounds right. You seemed to think it was really fucking weird I was even asking, so."

Whereas like -- any other Wednesday, if Annie rolled up and asked Summer to tell her about what shape pizza came in, she would have fully expected not only to have been questioned a little more on that (because what the hell), but also maybe treated to a story about a universe where pizza ordered and ate people, or something.

"How was that for you?" she wondered, a little concerned still.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - worried about you)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't mind Annie looking around for Pancakes. You know. Now that you were mentioning her, and all.

"Yeah, but just because you're used to something or it's happened before doesn't mean it's not all fucked up when it happens again," Annie pointed out. "That kind of thing has to take a toll on you, I'd think."
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - eyes on you)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
And look at you, Summer, getting right to the heart of things.

Annie took a moment to sip at her sangria, debating where to start with that kind of a prompt. "I mean. That still has to have been weird," she offered. "Being a different version of yourself. Being any version of yourself, besides the one you're used to."

She slanted a look over, hesitant. "Which is not what happened to me, but it's kind of related. But like...okay. So this all involves someone else who actually lives here, who did something kind of really, really wrong, and I'll tell you who, but like...I don't want it to be a thing where that makes it weird for you, if you don't want to know? I can just call them Bob for the sake of the story if you want."

This was less about protecting Wanda's privacy, because she had no doubt at all that Summer would respect that, and more about not wanting to cause issues for Summer if and when Wanda turned up on a Wednesday night again, or was on her shenanigans team this summer.

(That was all kind of hard to picture, honestly, given the last time Annie had seen Wanda, but...she didn't want to rule it out.)
defenderofdesmoines: but not guarded enough (annie - guarded)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
And this time, Annie had gotten into this kind of thing with someone she'd watched first remove a man's mouth so he'd effective shoot himself in his own brain, and then rip a different man to literal ribbons. Like. It was going to be a whole thing next time Annie had to deal with Homelander and, for whatever reason, decided not to call Wanda to just take care of that pesky problem.

So Bob it would be, at least to start with.

"So let's say that Bob is a person who has fantastical power -- like, I can't even dream of being able to take Bob on, Bob is real deal -- and Bob also maybe lost something really important to them," Annie started, hedging carefully. "And the only way Bob could get that something back was to...maybe kill a kid. And then maybe manipulate me into going along with it, by not telling me that part. And then maybe possessing me when I caught on and wasn't cool with it, so I...didn't have a choice. Maybe Bob did those kinds of wrong things."

Which was a whole lot less fun than Annie had made it sound on Wednesday, all, 'Tee hee, I was paint!'
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - it's all over)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was pretty fucked up," Annie agreed. "And let's just go ahead and say that all the maybes are definitelies, and that this whole thing has made me really wonder whether I'm a fucking idiot when it comes to choosing friends."

Which was hastily followed by, "You're the best, not you, but just like -- this is like the third or fourth time someone's taken advantage of me like this. The worst one, sure -- like, no one else has used me like a puppet like she did, but...."

And more drinking, in lieu of finishing that sentence.

Also, Bob was a lady, it turned out, since she had gotten a little loose with her pronouns there.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - we're all we've got)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"But this keeps happening to me," Annie pointed out, doubtful even as she took another drink. She really, really, really wanted to believe Summer was right, that this wasn't her fault, but it was hard when this was such a pattern. Her words were still bolstering, and Annie appreciated it, but....

"What's the point in finding the good in people when they're just going to exploit that? Wa -- Bob knew what to say to get me to go along with this, because she knows I'm a good person, and I'd help with her problem. When does that just become a weakness, Summer?"

What was the use in finding the good in people when they were just going to turn around and insist on ignoring that supposed goodness?
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - looking down)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"But he's your grandfather," Annie pointed out, aware that this was exactly the sort of impulse getting her in trouble. "And your mom's dad. I mean, what if the one time he taps you and he actually does need your help, you say no? I'd feel so bad in that case, if it was me."

A pause to sip, and she added, "Besides, he's like a multiverse champ, right? You say no, you're probably just gonna end up with an Alternate Universe Grampa Rick fucking your day up in retaliation, right?"

Which sucked in its own right, really.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - incredulous)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't think I knew that," Annie noted, looking fairly horrified -- though, weirdly enough, she also had some very recent experience dealing with dead bodies and the replacement of oneself in another universe, too, and she couldn't help but think of Stephen. "I mean -- first of all, no, of course you're not an idiot. But holy shit, Summer. Is it like...can you tell that's not your Morty?"

How awful to think that you could just step into the life of another version of you. What was the point of anything, really, if it was like that?
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - sensitive)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"The topic is allowed to stray," Annie decided, definitely starting to feel her own sangria by now. And she didn't need to be drunk to be affectionate or sincere with Summer, but it did loosen the floodgates a bit and allow, "And you're always the Summer who matters. Always."

But -- Annie also knew very well that people not taking her advice was a sore point with Summer, and she got that, so she also gave her a firm (as firm as she could) nod in agreement. "So maybe neither of us is an idiot. Maybe just people suck and it's a matter of...looking out for that suckiness. No matter how sad it is they want to get down with their nemesis or that they lost their kids across the universe, or whatever."

Just, like. A random example.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - cute smile)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If Summer was replaced by a robot, or a clone, or anything other than her perfect, current self -- Annie really thought she would notice. The pizza discussion had twigged her radar as it was! (And if nothing else, Annie was pretty fucking good at dispatching robots, it turned out, so she was also useful there.)

Annie was mostly considering her glass as Summer spoke, maybe blinking away the occasional bleariness, but it was obvious the words were having an impact.

"If it helps," she offered after a moment of quiet, "someone already punched her in the face. The kid she wanted to sacrifice, actually."

And it had broken Annie's mind control, on top of being incredibly fucking satisfying.

"But I know you're right, and I don't think -- like, I don't think I could even be less like that if I tried," she noted, snorting out a little laugh. "I mean, I can keep my eyes open and I can be a little less dumb about trusting people at their word, and I went and got my ass a Supe-friendly therapist for exactly that, 'cause like...I know this is bred into me, and there's a better way, I'm sure of it."

Because yeah, there was a difference between helping people and allowing yourself to be repeatedly bamboozled by, say, a guy who thought a sad story about Pizza Rolls made a compelling argument for drug abuse and the murder of dozens of innocents.

"But like, that's what I love about you," she noted, wide-eyed and gesticulating a bit herself now. "You don't take people's shit! You call people out on being, like, 'nice guys' or assholes or selfish or whatever! And it's fucking amazing."
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - lol o rly)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's kinda funny -- my recommendation came from a guy named Wong, too. But he's the Sorcerer Supreme," Annie told her, actually giving Sorcerer Supreme the little verbal flourish she thought it deserved and managing a giggle. "I met him while working on all of this. Magic bullshit is really hard to fight, by the way, in case you were wondering -- like, I will take alllllllll the superpowered prehensile dicks in the multiverse over fighting a wizard again, Jesus."

The glowy, flying lady had been no treat, either, but Strange had been kind of awful to deal with. Especially since --

"Correction," Annie noted, swallowing some sangria. "Zombie wizard. But yeah, you're right -- ol' Bob should have probably looked for a good someone to talk to before...any of this."

The thing was, she had, of course. But the Darkhold made a fucking bad therapist.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - beer me)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am hot, cockroaches are not," Annie agreed, happily having taken that refill, thank you! "The zombie wizard thing is 'cause in that universe, you can, like, jump into the head of yourself there through a dream. So like -- instead of like, knowing about other Summers, you could just go to sleep and possess another Summer from over here, with the right tools. And anyway this dude was dead in this world."

Made sense, right? Totally.

"Also!" Annie added, feeling a whole lot better -- one part bestie-talk power-ups, one part being hungover tomorrow. "I'll have you know Diego has met the prehensile dick twice. I've only met that guy once! And with my husband!"

Fiancé at the time, whatever.

"Terrible superpower, though," she murmured, saying it half into her glass. "Just terrible."
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - sassy skeptic)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think he could control it," Annie said, and congrats, Summer, she was drunk enough that you were getting a whole, like, demonstration of how the dick moved using her arm. "Like an elephant's trunk. And also maybe he can see through it?"

That, right there, was an actual nightmare. Imagine being able to see with one's genitals.

"I met him at the orgy over the summer, before I quit." OBVIOUSLY. "And I dunno, Summer. I kinda feel like no superpowers is better than having a dick that can grab people."
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - maybe we're winning?)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-20 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't limit yourself -- you'd probably make great strides in, like, throat cancer research, too."

Yeah, Annie was officially drunk.

"But look at that," Annie noted, all fond and headtilty at Summer. "Look at you, finding a way to use the dick powers for good. Next you'll come up with a plan for the guy with the acid vomit."

Maybe he had the worst superpowers, actually.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - in profile)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-21 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I think he could melt through flesh and bone," Annie said thoughtfully -- or as thoughtfully as one could when definitely being as inebriated as she. "Diego saw him firsthand. I was outside dealing with my asshole friend Hughie."

And with that helpful bit of information, Annie tapped her nose, then pointed at Summer, as though conveying something important. "He's one of the reasons I'm in therapy! He's not, like, Bob, but there's a great example of someone I never should've trusted but did because I'm dumb and nice and believe people about sad things."
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - eyeroll)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2023-01-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Right?" Annie agreed, idly munching on a little chunk of apple. "Like, of all the red flags, that right there. Note to self: be suspicious of guys named Hughie."

Which was not going to help her with the Wanda problem, but honestly -- it was so much more common that some nice-guy asshole got in Annie's way than for one of her actual friends to go through something horrific and take Annie down with her, really.