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Summer Smith ([personal profile] somethingwithturquoise) wrote2037-04-27 08:18 am
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Summer's Voicemail.

"Uh, yeah, this is Summer's voicemail. Who the hell calls people anymore? Just text me. But I guess if you insist on being weird and living in the dark ages, go ahead and leave me a message. And I'll text you back, like normal people do. Okay? Cool. I mean, the government is probably tapping all of our conversations anyway, but whatever."

*BEEEEEEEP*

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[personal profile] 1000yearstoolate 2021-04-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine.

Then:

Actually, I'm not. But I have two boxes of arrack at home.

Then:

That was a joke.

Then:

Not that I have it, I mean.