Summer's Voicemail.

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Uh, yeah, this is Summer's voicemail. Who the hell calls people anymore? Just text me. But I guess if you insist on being weird and living in the dark ages, go ahead and leave me a message. And I'll text you back, like normal people do. Okay? Cool. I mean, the government is probably tapping all of our conversations anyway, but whatever."

*BEEEEEEEP*

Comments

Wacky Phone Day

[my_own_advocate]

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All right, one, I haven't hit on anyone on this island beyond the people I'm sleeping with in literally thousands of years, so I'm not entirely sure what HR complaint you're talking about.

Two, I'm not human, thank you, so I don't know why you're hollering at me about anthropocentrism. Perhaps YOU should check your privilege, going about assuming anyone with thumbs is human.

Re: Wacky Phone Day

[somethingwithturquoise]

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