Summer's Voicemail.

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Uh, yeah, this is Summer's voicemail. Who the hell calls people anymore? Just text me. But I guess if you insist on being weird and living in the dark ages, go ahead and leave me a message. And I'll text you back, like normal people do. Okay? Cool. I mean, the government is probably tapping all of our conversations anyway, but whatever."

*BEEEEEEEP*

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[1000yearstoolate]

Sometime during Monday evening, Summer got a text:

I tried coffee. It was terrible.

[somethingwithturquoise]

There was a long pause before Summer's response came through. Not necessarily because she was busy or anything like that, but just because she was kind of looking at that text a bit dubiously before she did.

have u srsly never had coffee before now? thats almost impressive. was it this weekend? if so u should probably try it again, kids are like physically designed to not like coffee i think???

assuming u were a kid anyway

She was STILL super mad about having missed everyone being little and shit this weekend. Wee tiny Seivarden? Little Annie? TINY BARRY??? Omg, she would die.

[1000yearstoolate]

Before. Ignis made dinner. He has bought an impressive coffee machine. It would have been rude not to try after food like that. Why else would I try coffee.

Then:

Have you tried seafood paella?

[somethingwithturquoise]

because its an important part of culture here and y wouldnt u want to try new things???

But, then again, Summer did know who she was texting here, so despite what she said, she was honestly a little surprised and kind of impressed that Seivarden had been willing to try it, even if it was just out of sheer politeness.

But that also meant that she and Ignis seemed to be getting along, too, so...yay!

and yeah i have. its a pretty common. is that what he made?

OH! and now that youve had coffee u need to try caf and tell me if u think it tastes different!

Since she was pretty sure it would pretty much taste just as awful to her, Summer figured that was an easy point toward the 'it's exactly the same thing!' argument.

[1000yearstoolate]

He's a very good cook. I can deal with the insane coffee machine. Why would I want to try another terrible drink?

[somethingwithturquoise]

the same reason you try jello shots

Because Summer asked her to!

[1000yearstoolate]

Seivarden sighed. She wasn't going to be able to say no, was she?

Some of your jello shots taste better.

[somethingwithturquoise]

It was good to know that Seivarden knew what she was getting herself into with Summer these days, really.

excuse u. MOST of my jello shots r amazing

[1000yearstoolate]

Not the ones that Eleanor likes.

Seivarden couldn't bring herself to saying something about amazing not being the right word either.

[somethingwithturquoise]

those are amazing too just in an entirely different way

how dead is it at the bar right now that ur busy texting me rn instead of making drinks anyway lol??

[1000yearstoolate]

Completely dead. Do you want a free cosmopolitan?

Yes, Summer, Seivarden was trying to bribe you to keep her company.