Summer's Voicemail.

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Uh, yeah, this is Summer's voicemail. Who the hell calls people anymore? Just text me. But I guess if you insist on being weird and living in the dark ages, go ahead and leave me a message. And I'll text you back, like normal people do. Okay? Cool. I mean, the government is probably tapping all of our conversations anyway, but whatever."

*BEEEEEEEP*

Comments

[sharp_man]

From here!

While I understand the temptation to ascribe it to me, I certainly did not order ten pounds of gelatin. I think perhaps you have the wrong person? Although if it is already paid for, I'm certain I can find a use for it.

[somethingwithturquoise]

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