Harry Herpson High School; Dimension FH-001; Early Friday Evening [09/17].

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"Barry!"

Summer hadn't been difficult to track, but, by the time Barry caught up with her, she was distinctly visible again, and running toward him, carrying a pair of broken goggles and a belt, grabbing his arm and directing their course elsewhere.

"That little twerp tricked me!" she explained, carefully avoiding mentioning the part where she had been just as guilty as trying to trick Morty in this instance, but details, details. "Come on, we don't have much time!"

Barry	Feeling like he may have missed at least some detail, but able to deduce that there had probably been some negotiation with a pair of heat sensing goggles and a bait-and-switch since the buckle on the belt Summer held was not at all very sci-fi and instead boasted a Tiny Bigman Junior label instead, he let himself be pulled along down the street. "Where are we going?"
Summer	"To the school," Summer sounded desperate, like her feet couldn't carry her fast enough, but there wasn't a single moment to spare. "Cheerleading practice just got out!"
Barry	“Oh fuck me,” Barry groaned. “It’s like I’m reliving the 9th grade with Jeremy.”
Summer	With the help of some boosters, they were able to make it to Harry Herpson High School in no time, darting around toward the back of the gymnasium close to the locker rooms. "Stay out here," Summer instructed. "Get ready to stop him when he comes out!"
Barry	Barry sighed and pulled out his taser gun and waved at Summer as she took off after her brother. “Fine, but I’m not going to disintegrate him. This time.”
Summer	"Thanks, babe." Summer swiftly planted a kiss of appreciation for not immediately jumping to annihilating her pervy little brother right out the gate, then bolted into the school. Just in time to overhear the cheer captain reminding the other girls that they were in a drought, so they needed to shower together as one big group at the same time. Summer took a moment to be thoroughly disgusted, shaking her head, before enacting her plan. She reached for the fire alarm. As the clamor of the bells echoed off the locker room walls, she grabbed the fire extinguisher and charged forward into the cluster of undressing teenagers. "Shower fire!" she shouted. "Shower fire! The shower's on fire! Step aside, girls! I got this!" She aimed the fire extinguisher and blasted foam forward, where it landed in an oddly specific, Morty-shaped lump. Letting out a desperate whimper, Morty bolted, but Summer was in hot pursuit after him as he raced toward the gymnasium door. And even though she'd instructed Barry to stop Morty when he came out, she got a little caught in the moment of the chase and just lobbed the fire extinguisher at the back of his head, managing to hit it with an incredibly satisfying thud!, and Morty went tumbling forward into the grass.
Morty	"You're a monster!" he cried out, pushing himself to a sitting position and turning to face his assailant.
Summer	"Still wanna share?" Summer demanded tauntingly, before kneeling down and delivering an additional punch to Morty's face, then wrestling with his arms a little until she was able to reach the belt, unbuckle it, and yank it off of him. She wasted absolutely no time in putting it back on again, blipping out of vision as Morty picked up the fire extinguisher, hoping to spray Summer back, but only getting one last pathetic string of foam as he found the canister empty.
Barry	“Honestly this is probably more fucking therapeutic than Dr. Wong,” Barry noted with a good deal of amusement.
Summer	And honestly? It was kind a relief to Summer that that would be Barry's take on her giving her brother a straight up beat-down, and it was a good thing no one could see her face right now because the touched and fawning expression on it was pretty gross, let's be real here.
The New, IMPROVED Galactic Federation	Morty was just about to turn to Barry for help (And seriously, Morty. How much help were you expecting?) when he heard the unmistakable sounds of an approaching spaceship. It was a small craft, sleek and red with downturned wings, and small lasers that made quick work of the football goal post nearby. It wooshed into a stop in front of them, a voice calling out from inside over its speakers. "Morty Smith!" the voice said, as the ship hovered in front of him. "Hands up! You are under arrest for crimes against the New, Improved Galactic Federation!"
Barry	“Well, Fuck,” Barry groaned. “Please tell me they’re not into anal probes.” Because he was not going through that. Again.
Summer	"Trust me, your ass is fine, Barry," offered Summer. Or at least Summer's voice. And she was pretty proud of that one, too, because it was clearly a double entendre that she could prove, because she was looking at it now. Not that anyone could tell. Because invisible. Man, invisible humor was so underrated.
Barry	“No flirting with me in front of the alien armada,” Barry joked, as he started tapping his watch, working on summoning defenses from Fandom...
Summer	But when a spaceship showed up shooting lasers, telling you to put up your hands, you put up your hands, which Morty did, but Summer, because invisible, reached for the nearest weapon, just in case, and that weapon just so happened to be the fire extinguisher, which now seemed to be floating in the air between Morty and Barry.
The New, IMPROVED Galactic Federation	"Wait," said the voice from the ship. "What? How are you doing that? You're not psychic, are you? Do you have psychic powers?"
Morty	"Uhhhhh," Morty looked over with uncertainty at the floating fire extinguisher, making as subtle gesture as he could to Summer to keep it up. "Yes."
The New, IMPROVED Galactic Federation	"Are they strong powers?" Something in the voice started to sound distressed. "We're just...looking for your mother. You can't, like, stop our hearts, can you?"
Morty	"Uh," said Morty. "I can."
The New, IMPROVED Galactic Federation	"Okay," said the voice. "We surrender."

[[ continued from here, a bit more on the way! Usual NFB/NFI/OOC ok ABCs apply. Void where prohibited, Taken and modified from S04 E10 of Rick and Morty, "Starmort Rickturn of the Jerri" with a little help from badassprodigy, of couuuurse! ]]