Summer's 21st Birthday Portal Pub Crawl Mega-Post! Saturday Night [06/19].

[somethingwithturquoise]

Considering that Summer had first hatched this idea all the way back in March and even got a few of the wheels in motion for it back then, it was almost a little hard to believe that it was finally here (with a...few hitches and drama here and there, but what would a Summer party be without some drama attached, right?), it was finally her birthday and it was finally her twenty-first. Most young women in her position might plan for a big night with a few bars to really work the fact that they were finally twenty-one to the bone, but most young women didn't have easy portal access and a whole country pretty much at their wily little now-legal fingertips.

Starting, of course, with that old chestnut that supported not only her underage drinking habits but also her bank account, in the place that made most of this possible, Fandom Island's own Caritas! Summer was, of course, bringing jello shots, but don't expect to stay too long, because it wouldn't take much time for their first portal to be ready, and then it's off for a very long, very rambling, cross-country night that, probably by bar five, Summer probably won't remember anyway! Good thing she had plenty of mostly-sober friends who could maybe record some of it for posterity and memory's sake!

[[ THE EPIC OCD IS NOW UP!

if you're 21 and older and/or not a student, and you've ever breathed in the same air in a close proximity to Summer, she's probably extended an invitation to you, so feel free to jump in. The Caritas post when it goes up can also be great for recruitment!

All the stops outside of Fandom except for the Baltimore bar and Lucifer's club are in Summer's dimension, as well, which has been invaded by aliens a few times and is used to weird shit, so any non-standard-human traits would not raise any eyebrows if there's any concerns there!

Lemme know if there's any questions, everything but Caritas and the Devil's Nest NFB for distance, obviously, and I spent way too much time on this, this is my life ]]

Comments

Re: Hello Majorie, Des Moines, IA - Portal Pub Crawl, 06/19.

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Iowa!!!" Annie repeated, clearly delighted by this turn of events, even if they were being repetitive. "This bar is so cute, too!"

Like, now she was going to have to figure out if it existed in her Des Moines. (Probably? But who could say. She didn't have Starbucks in her Des Moines.)

Re: Hello Majorie, Des Moines, IA - Portal Pub Crawl, 06/19.

[somethingwithturquoise]

There were Starbucks even in space here, Annie. IN SPACE. YOUR WORLD WAS WEIRD.

"I KNOW!" Summer shouted, even though they actually probably didn't need right now, but it was currently just her default setting. "I love it! How far away, do you think, it is to the nearest cornfield???"

She was honestly a little surprise that it wasn't right outside the door!

Re: Hello Majorie, Des Moines, IA - Portal Pub Crawl, 06/19.

[defenderofdesmoines]

Jitter Bean was better anyway!

"Probably a couple miles but then it'll be, like, nothing but corn," Annie said, with a fondness that corn did not really deserve, either. "And soy. So much goddamn soy. Corn's better for mazes, though."

Because that was what was important when you grew up in farm country. That and, like, tractor joyrides, but Annie was not going to suggest stealing a tractor. (Not at this time, anyway.)

Re: Hello Majorie, Des Moines, IA - Portal Pub Crawl, 06/19.

[somethingwithturquoise]

Although Summer would be down for stealing a tractor.

Summer would be down for just about anything right now, so, yeah, probably a good idea to not mention the tractors.

"Ohmygod," Summer drawled, "do you think we'd totally get lost if we did a corn maze?"

....they would probably get lost even trying to find one.

Re: Hello Majorie, Des Moines, IA - Portal Pub Crawl, 06/19.

[defenderofdesmoines]

"We would," Annie told her solemnly. "I've done that before."

And by 'done that before,' she meant she had gotten lost in a corn maze after, like, a single drink, so they would certainly be doomed tonight.

"Everyone's drinks are on me here!" she added, yelling it (even though again, super probably not necessary.) Because she wasn't so drunk to not realize that, like, no one was going to be as excited about Des Moines as she was.

Re: Hello Majorie, Des Moines, IA - Portal Pub Crawl, 06/19.

[somethingwithturquoise]

Summer was weirdly close to being that excited about Des Moines, though, although it was really more excited that Annie was excited, but, either way, Annie was picking up drinks now, so what more could Summer do than let out an excited cheer and promptly order herself another one of those Marjorie cocktails.