That Space Spa That Summer Never Shuts Up About; Dimension FH-001, Later Friday [06/18].

[somethingwithturquoise]

A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, and a mannequin walk into a space spa...

(Stop me if you've heard this one before...)

A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, and a mannequin walk into a space spa, because it was time for some major pre-party, post-move, post-Nazi-fighting pampering, and there was no way they weren't going to be making the most of it! There was a reason this place was one of Summer's favorite places in the multiverse. The experience was diverse and extensive, everything from mani-pedis with polish made from elements that could glow or sparkle in certain ways that Earth paints just could not pull off, to space hot rock massages, space seaweed wrap, space mud baths and hot springs (which were, you know, by their nature, way better than the terrestrial versions!). And just imagine how much more a massuesse with six arms could do over one with just two! The robes and towels were a soft space-cotton blend that felt like you were literally wrapped in a cloud, and the view was gorgeous, as the whole restort was nestled neatly at the top of the tall trees on a planet where the skies were almost always a gorgeous array of beautiful colors.

This was so, so overdue, but Summer was glad she finally had the chance to drag Rey and Annie (and Dolores!) here.

Summer, for her part, was definitely spending a good deal of her time just soaking it up in the space onsen, sipping away at some sweet space wine, and just soaking it all uuuuuuup.

[[ for the expanded hot girl squad to come do hot girl shit! NFB for distance, obvs, and a special thanks to apocalypsehow for the inclusion and modding of the newest, greatest member of this HGS. ]]

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[defenderofdesmoines]

"You got it," Annie assured her with a little salute. (She would also, per girl code, take the secret to her grave if there were random drunk makeouts, because these things happened and Barry didn't need to know if there was a drunk-brain slip-up.) "Rey can't totally party with the rest of us, anyway, so I figure she's sort of the...drunk-sitter? Group Mom?"

Basically, Annie was counting on Rey to get at least her and Summer home (especially given that they were neighbors now!!!)

"Man, for my twenty-first, I had a beer with my mom and that was it," she noted with a little snort. "It's still all shrouded in mystery where we're going, right?"

[somethingwithturquoise]

The worst that was likely to happen was Summer drunkenly flirting with Barry forgetting that he was her boyfriend, lbr.

"The details," Summer said, nodding firmly and sipping her space wine, "yes because I haven't actually gotten to it yet lol. But, I can say that no one will be bored, and all the stops are, like, primo locales."

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Is this a situation where I need to make sure I have, like, a couple hundred bucks in singles in my purse?" Annie wondered.

She'd never been to a strip club -- were there other places where you needed stacks of singles like that? Annie wasn't sure -- but it would be, like, super unsurprising if the first one she ever went to was part of Summer's birthday extravaganza.

"I'll pop for bottle service at at least one of these clubs, too," she added. Because Starlight was, like, made of money these days. (And she had a meeting with a financial planner in New York next week, okay? But first, party.)

[somethingwithturquoise]

Starlight's Monet was also Vought'a money, in a way, so, yeah, no complaints from Summer there!

She did sort of blink a little in surprise, though.

"You know," she said, "I actually didn't think to include a strip club?"

Now she was wondering if she should, but also she was just going to take this as a sign that she was just too naturally classy and feminist for that.

"But bottle service would be dope." She grinned. "Thanks, Annie."

Like she wasn't half-expecting a bunch of people to be springing for drinks all night, anyway

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Of course," Annie assured her with a wave of her hand. Because yeah, she'd been through a lot, she had very much earned that salary, and like, it genuinely brought her a lot of joy to think of Vought's money going to getting them all trashed.

"I've never been to a strip club, so that can be a future, like, excursion," she added, though she did blush a little bit. "Maybe for someone else's birthday."

Not Rey's. See how nice she was by not saying Rey's name, there? Even if she was the next birthday up.

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Oooooh," said Summer, almost worrisomely as far away from a blush as a person could be "maybe we could hit up Boob World! That's Fun For the Whole Family^TM."

She'd been there with her grandfather and brother and therefore could not actually contest against that unfortunate tagline.

[defenderofdesmoines]

"You know, right away I have questions," Annie said, eyes widening slightly. "And a compelling argument in the form of my mother, who would never, ever have fun at Boob World."

Though now Annie did kind of want to go. Just out of curiosity.

[somethingwithturquoise]

"You know that only makes me want to somehow get your mother to Boob World," Summer informed Annie. "But, to hit the highlights, yes, it's a whole planet, and, yes, there are boobs everywhere. I'm pretty sure the whole planet is a boob? And, like, they're so used to it, that they don't get the appeal, but they do recognize a money-making opportunity when they see it."

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Just like, disembodied boobs everywhere? I feel like the appeal of boobs is that they're on hot people," Annie mused, frowning a little in thought. "And honestly, I should be more surprised, but apparently there's a guy with a prehensile super-dick in my world, so like, nothing like that surprises me anymore."