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Summer Smith ([personal profile] somethingwithturquoise) wrote2020-12-06 07:50 am

MHA #4; Sunday Afternoon [12/06].

Just as she'd suggested to Annie yesterday, Summer was planning on taking today off to fully recover from any lingering hangover with some quiet, some self-care, some snuggling with the cats, binging on pizza, binging on Netflix, and getting frequently distracted by the shiny new accessory on her wrist.

All in all, the perfect ingredients for a full day of vegging and feeling good, until an angry text lit up her phone.

Well, the text was just a link, but if just a link could ever give off angry vibes, this one definitely seemed to be doing it.



Grampa Rick: https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2020/12/04/monolith-appears-in-strip-district/
Summer: u know this does nothing to convince me that this isnt just some big stupid viral marketing campaign for something right?
Grampa Rick: I know the asshole who owns that store, Summer, and he's a real piece of shit. Legit, but a piece of shit.
Summer: and youd know a real piece of shit when u saw one too huh?
Grampa Rick: You don't want to fuck around with this guy, Summer. He almost killed his own grandkid in a freak accident just to get off on some drink that gets you high.

Oh, yeah, that was earning Rick a glare through the phone, for suuuure.

Summer: OH YEAH? DID HE? DID HE REALLY GRAMPA RICK? Gee i wouldnt know anything about what THATS like why dont u tell me all about the asshole that puts his own grandkids in danger for his own sick pleasure
Grampa Rick: Would a piece of shit asshole grandpa bother looking out for you by trying to tell you not to FUCK WITH MONOLITHS, and to DEFINITELY NOT FUCK with pieces of shit like this guy?
Summer: grampa rick i have several verifying sources that i was pretty much pass out drunk this weekend so i can ASSURE you i have nothing to do with any of this!
Grampa Rick: Pass out drunk is exactly what leads to shit like this, Summer! Fuck, there aren't enough hours in the day to go over all the stupid shit I've done when pass out drunk!
Summer: ur right theres not. i didnt do this. i have no idea who did. you need to get off my dick about it already or else i am never EVER letting you live this down when it turns out to all just be FUCKING MARKETING



"Ugh," she said, to no one in particular, rolling her eyes and making an executive decision to block her grandfather because she was so not dealing with any of this on recoup day.

[[ i am a simple woman, driven by very stupid things. anyway, it's open! ]]
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[personal profile] 1000yearstoolate 2020-12-06 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Who arranges that party?

And:

Where do I find Annie? She's the one who shot me with the glitter cannon.