somethingwithturquoise: ((pony))
Summer Smith ([personal profile] somethingwithturquoise) wrote2020-11-14 07:48 am

MHA #4; Saturday Morning [11/14].

You know, for someone who actually once declared firmly and with confidence that she wanted to be a horse when she grew up, Summer thought she would be enjoying this so much more than she was. But apparently, being a pony kind of sucked, and it was made especially worse by the fact that her phone was blowing up with some drama back home and she couldn't even use it enough to even keep up with the basic details.

Oh, she tried. She tried a lot of things to try and make it easier, and felt the real irony of the matter was that here she was with a tattoo of her phone on her butt, even, so you'd think she'd at least have, like, some sort of magical pony ability to use it because whatever, that made sense, right? But nope. Just hooves. Maybe a mouth. She tried poking it with a stick, and the end of her muzzle sort of worked, but it was such an annoying process that, honestly? It could be the biggest news in the whole multiverse, and she was starting to feel like it was just so not worth it.

So, no phone. Yet another childhood dream smashed. But hey! If she got sick or injured, at least she could just go to her mom for medical care, right? And the cats seemed to get a kick out of playing with her tail, so there was that. Maybe it wasn't so bad. Maybe all she needed was to go out and get a good prance on, or something.

But ugh! This phone thing was killing her!

[[ it's open! Though I may go a bit SP due to work for a chunk of time, but, I mean, ponies. come on. ]]
badassprodigy: (MLP)

[personal profile] badassprodigy 2020-11-14 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And that would be the sound of a hoof knocking on the door an a weary looking pony with a microscope cutie mark on his rear on the other side of it.

“Before you ask, I don’t fucking know and I don’t care. I just wanted to see if you were okay,” Barry said. “Oh and hi.”

Hey at least he wasn’t going berserk about this.
badassprodigy: (MLP)

[personal profile] badassprodigy 2020-11-14 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
“Yeah. You look beautiful as a pony,” Barry admitted. “Even if you do have a cellphone tattooed to your ass.”

He leaned over to nuzzle his pony nose against hers. “This is fucking weird.”
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[personal profile] badassprodigy 2020-11-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
“No. Never a pony. I’ve woken up with kids and in one case I woke up as a casino owner but never a fucking pony,” he admitted. “And having actually thrown up a rainbow I can say that this is much more pleasurable. Though having to go to the bathroom outside is very weird.”