Another point for text: not having to listen to someone crying on the other end of the line without being able to do so much as offer a tissue about it. Summer let Liz work that out a little bit before offering, "Heeeeeey. Happy Birthday...yaaaaaay."

Okay, so, point for calls, because good luck trying to convey that kind of dry irony via text or emoji.

And then, the important part:

"So. What are you planning on doing about it?"