"Uhhh. Right," Barry said looking over the menu as he fished for his wallet. "They take Nexus Express, right?"
He called out his order which involved the alien equivalent of hummus, crudite, falafel and a green salad.
And after Summer placed her order he immediately started jabbering again. "If we can jump back a bit to your Dad, are you telling me with all the alien technology in the world they couldn't re-grow your Dad's junk? Shit, it's all there in the fucking gene profile. Your Dad deserves the shit he gets from you guys."
He shook his head in amusement. "Man. It's so nice to hear someone else's life is about as wacked out as mine was. So fine. Let's see... There was the time I knocked the planet off its axis and almost caused another fucking ice age. Jeremy gave me shit for weeks about that. Another time I accidentally spliced the reproductive ability of rodents into hippos. Jeremy actually liked that one because when hippos take a shit their tails spin around like helicopter blades. Took weeks to get the shit stains out of my parent's carpet. Annnd... Geez. So much to choose. Oh. Right. There was the time I turned my aunt into a Cronenberg nightmare blob and had to give her a suppository to cure her. That all happened before the fourth grade. I gave up the Fandom shit first as that's more recent."
"Oh, and you can probably meet Roxie when the entire universe shows up for parents weekend. You'd like her. She's a former Sasquatch who helped me rescue my parents one time. I did some permanent hair removal on her so she could join me and Jeremy at school. She's 6'3" and full of sass. She already wants to meet you."
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He called out his order which involved the alien equivalent of hummus, crudite, falafel and a green salad.
And after Summer placed her order he immediately started jabbering again. "If we can jump back a bit to your Dad, are you telling me with all the alien technology in the world they couldn't re-grow your Dad's junk? Shit, it's all there in the fucking gene profile. Your Dad deserves the shit he gets from you guys."
He shook his head in amusement. "Man. It's so nice to hear someone else's life is about as wacked out as mine was. So fine. Let's see... There was the time I knocked the planet off its axis and almost caused another fucking ice age. Jeremy gave me shit for weeks about that. Another time I accidentally spliced the reproductive ability of rodents into hippos. Jeremy actually liked that one because when hippos take a shit their tails spin around like helicopter blades. Took weeks to get the shit stains out of my parent's carpet. Annnd... Geez. So much to choose. Oh. Right. There was the time I turned my aunt into a Cronenberg nightmare blob and had to give her a suppository to cure her. That all happened before the fourth grade. I gave up the Fandom shit first as that's more recent."
"Oh, and you can probably meet Roxie when the entire universe shows up for parents weekend. You'd like her. She's a former Sasquatch who helped me rescue my parents one time. I did some permanent hair removal on her so she could join me and Jeremy at school. She's 6'3" and full of sass. She already wants to meet you."