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Barry Ween ([personal profile] badassprodigy) wrote in [personal profile] somethingwithturquoise 2020-08-19 01:44 am (UTC)

Seeing Summer's reaction Barry frowned for a brief second. Then realized he probably wasn't clear enough by what he meant. Maybe a few examples would help

"Right. Sure. So when I first got here I got the bright idea of trying to make a gremlin vaccine. I had to catch a gremlin, get it's venom. Weeks of fucking study. Then the fucking gremlin escaped and I got the vaccine shot by accident. So, the vaccine worked, right? But unfortunately I couldn't determine any side effects before I got the shot. The side effect? Every time I swore I kept making sound effects with my mouth without being aware of it. By the time I got cured I was sneezing gummi bears and vomited a rainbow."

As they started their descent he checked a couple of readings just to make sure the solar battery and power inverters were still holding up. "Second fucked up thing? I had a date with this girl, I liked, right? Well earlier that day I turned a couple of coked up teachers into dinosaurs just for a laugh. Turns out that pissed off a couple of people who decided to barge in during our date and we were interrupted all fucking night. At the end one of my teachers showed up in the warehouse and told us which tables he and his girlfriend used to get busy on and not to use them because they were rickety."

And then moving on quickly to the next moment as he really didn't want to talk about his dating experience in front of a girl he was going on a first date with.

"And finally there was the parents weekend where my buddy Jeremy visited and thought a gremlin was the fucking alien from meta-for E.T. the Extraterrestrial. We got bit and showed up at the school talent show thinking we were George Michael and Freddie Mercury and sang a duet in front of some very fucking confused parents."

Good. The new panels and power source were doing quite well for their first shakedown trip.

"So there you go. Some of my embarrassing fucked up moments on the table. You are more than welcome to mock me relentlessly. I'm pretty sure Roxie still has footage from the talent show."

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